On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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