Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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