Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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