am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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