He is such a slut. More and more my type.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
