Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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