omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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