U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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