Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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