he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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