I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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