we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
