please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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