i just had sex bonerless
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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