I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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