i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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