What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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