You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
what day is it and did you see me today?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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