Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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