so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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