I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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