Its about making memories worth repressing
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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