I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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