need another drink. this is the easiest way
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
