Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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