He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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