When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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