I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
it's like heaven, but drunker
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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