First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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