i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we're making bets on your personal life
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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