Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

break up sex still means we will always be broken up.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??

(630): View more from Illinois

savin' lives aint cheap

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.

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(954): View more from Florida

It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.

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(330): View more from Ohio

im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes

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(574): View more from Indiana

My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.

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(305): View more from Florida

why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?

(908): View more from New Jersey

i hope they name him Joffrey

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(801): View more from Utah

i regret nothing

(801): View more from Utah

brb throwing up in the dishwasher

(801): View more from Utah

i regret everything

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