We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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