in pain and im wearing pink underwear
i dont own pink underwear
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.