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Ambien. No doubt about it.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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