Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.