Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
