I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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