that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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