After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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