so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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