are you still at the devil's house?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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