Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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