you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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