so that wasnt chicken after all
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I just googled if crying burns calories
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
