Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Shame - the story of my life.
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