I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
