And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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