covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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