why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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