I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So much Jack, so little girl.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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