Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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