He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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