Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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