Me too!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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