He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
the liver wants what the liver wants
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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