Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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