i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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