Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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