i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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