i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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