ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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