oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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