STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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