Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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