Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Buhtt sex?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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